These are the 33 most absurd tattoo fails of all time

This list makes you think twice before getting a tattoo, because what these people did will haunt them for the rest of their life…

You either love them or you hate them, but nowadays almost half of the world’s population has them: tattoos. Where it used to be not done and bad for your career, is it nowadays more and more accepted in society. Even though we see them more often and we don’t judge people anymore based on whether they have tattoos or not, there are times when we question if it was a good idea to make these lifelong decisions. Because putting your faith in the hands of a tattoo artist is a risky move, and you can’t always be sure to get the result you were hoping for. Some people even choose to get a terrible tattoo that raises a lot of eyebrows. We don’t know why and we feel really bad for them but it also makes us laugh (a lot!).

What these people did to their bodies is so crazy, we couldn’t help but share it with you. Here’s a list of the 33 most absurd tattoos people got, and we can guarantee you that they will leave you speechless. After seeing these pictures next time you will think twice before getting a tattoo, because you don’t want to end up like the woman in picture 27. 

Nice logo man

There are three kinds of people. Most of them would rather hide their insecurities so no one will notice, there are these kinds of people who accept their flaws and are proud of them, and then there is this rare category of people who will just make fun of their insecurities. This guy belongs to the last group of people. With this funny lookalike tattoo of the Jordan logo, he replaced the ball in the logo for the pimple on the back of his head. We have to give it to him, it looks pretty realistic to us. Nice job man! 

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Watch out for this guy!

Oh no… That was the first thought that came into our mind when we saw this tattoo. Like, what have you done?! We hope instead of real ink, this is some kind of green and black marker instead, but we assume the worst. This guy’s tattoo is so scary and crazy, for a minute we were lost for words. If you look fast you will probably think a crazy guy is looking at you, but then when you look closer you will realize it’s a tattoo. This guy just shaved his whole head, except for two little bushes of hair that should represent eyebrows and some kind of hairy bush that is supposed to be the mustache. The rest of the head is tattooed like some sort of crazy guy’s face. They even tattooed the wrinkles and all. 

This must have been a joke right? This guy probably lost some sort of bet where he had to do this if he lost. We can not and we will not believe someone would do this voluntarily. Although, there is one small benefit of this tattoo idea. This guy can now forever threaten people that he knows everything because he has eyes in the  back of his head.

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Eminem or M&M?

Okay, we can’t even call this one a tattoo fail because it’s so creative and well done. The person who thought of this idea must have had a creative mind. How else would you come up with this idea of Eminem tattooed as an M&M? The best thing is that he does look like Eminem so everybody will immediately get the joke. We do wonder if this person would still like the tattoo in 10+ years. The joke was funny though but the fact that it’s permanent is a little bit worrying. 

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Smelly armpit

If you thought it couldn’t get any worse, you haven’t seen this one yet. We think this girl wanted to deal with smelly comments once and forever and decided to put an onion underneath her armpit. With this (should we call it smart?) move, she could just say the smell comes from the onion and not from her. Not her fault that there’s a giant onion haunting her for the rest of her life… 

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What?!

NO WAY! What?! Why would you do this? We have so many questions looking at this horrible tattoo. Even though the alien-looking creatures in the belly seem pretty pleased by the looks of their faces, it still gives off horror-movie vibes to us. The bananas just made it even more strange. Are we crazy or do the bananas have paws? Maybe this is some sort of new species of which we haven’t heard before? 

We wonder what the tattoo artist must have thought while getting asked to do a tattoo like this. We don’t know about you but it gives us shivers to look at it. Let’s quickly continue to the next page. Hopefully, this one is less scary. 

Going to the gym is so last year

Why work out if you can just get a six-pack tattooed on your belly instead? So much easier and quicker and you don’t even have to work for it. This guy decided that a nice six-pack was worth some money but little time and effort. This seems to be the perfect solution for that.

We wonder if the girls will notice though… Maybe he just has to search for someone with poor vision so he can throw away the glasses, and look like Channing Tatum from Magic Mike. Going to the gym is so last year anyways. Smart move dude! 

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Six-pack! 

If the previous one wasn’t really to your taste, you can always take this one. Everyone has a different perception of a six-pack right? Some think of a man’s set of visibly well-developed abdominal muscles while others think of a pack of six cans of beer. This guy belongs to the last group but decided to combine it with the first translation of a six-pack. We don’t know if people will think this is his six-pack but it’s the effort that counts. 

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Scary tattoo

If you are starting to get a little bit bald, maybe this is the solution. Although… We do think you will give people a minor heart attack with this back-of-the-head-tattoo. If you decide to get a bigfoot tattoo, we have to admit, we think this is the best spot for it. With the hair surrounding it, it looks so realistic. We wonder how this person will look if he is old and completely bald. Maybe bigfoot will look old as well with the wrinkled skin surrounding it. We have to wait and see. Hopefully, by that time, we will get to see a picture to see the progress.

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All these years were a lie?

Something that should have been sentimental and sweet, turned into something hilarious instead. Some guy’s step dad was going to get a tattoo of his mom when she passed away, but it didn’t turn out quite like they thought it would. Luckily they kept in good humor and the guy decided to make fun of it saying: “I guess I never realized my mom was an Asian man with a 5 o’clock shadow”.

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Guilty pleasure

Everybody has some kind of food that they just love. They can eat it all day every day and they never get sick of it. For some people it’s pizza, for some, it’s a good steak and for some, it’s a turkey sandwich. This guy must have loved turkey sandwiches so much that he decided to give the sandwich a special place on his body. Something like what some people do with their loved ones when they put their names on their bodies to show their love for them. 

In this case, the loved one of this guy was the turkey sandwich and he decided to put a tattoo of it on his arm. But thank goodness he was smart enough to put it in Chinese on his arm so no one would notice at first, but with the help of Google translate no secret can be hidden. Hopefully, for this guy, his love for turkey sandwiches will never die so he doesn’t have to get a cover-up tattoo to hide his broken relationship…

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Scary spider

Wow! For a minute we just had a little heart attack because this one looks so realistic. The tattoo artist even included the faint shadow cast by the legs which makes it look like a real spider. We are sure that this guy pees his pants every single time he looks in the mirror to brush his teeth in the morning. We definitely would! We are convinced he is going to scare a lot of people because from a few feet you couldn’t tell if it’s fake or not. 

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Thom Yorke fan

Some fans love an artist so much that they decide to dedicate a part of their body to them with a special tattoo. Artists often love it and feel honored by it. In this case, we are not so sure if the English musician Thom Yorke would love it that much. This tattoo is a bit different from the usual fan tattoos. Ah well, it’s the effort that counts. We are sure he will love it. 

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Another crazy fan

To stay in the category of fanbase tattoos, we have another one for you. This one is hilarious! We hope Ryan Gosling gets to see it one day because we are sure he will pee his pants. The person who got this tattoo must have had a really weird image of Ryan Gosling because why else would you get him tattooed like this? First of all, the legs? What’s going on? Is Ryan Gosling a spider now? And then the text that says “Ryan Gosling”, so people won’t ask the person who it is. Hilarious. Although the head looks quite a lot like Ryan, we do think the text is necessary. 

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Almost

If we ever get lost, we will not ask this girl. Why would you get a compass tattooed on your back if you get the order wrong? This is an example of someone who got an unfortunate tattoo done. We wonder if she realizes how terrible the tattoo is. Maybe it’s even best if we don’t tell her. We will just leave her in that delusion and hope she will never get lost and needs to know the directions. Good thing she can’t see her own back.  

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